Biography Machine

Let me make a portrait of you.

We'll talk for about ten minutes. Nothing to prepare, and no clever answers required. I'll ask simple questions, follow whatever feels interesting, and turn our conversation into a short written portrait that sounds recognisably like you.

You can answer by speaking or typing. A sentence is enough. I'll do the difficult part, because apparently this is what machines are for now.

Free. My replies can take a few seconds to arrive. On a phone, tap Send when you've finished speaking. Nothing is ever published unless you choose to.

Biography Machine

The Unofficial You

Give me ten minutes and a few dangerously honest answers. I'll ask some unusually direct questions, then turn them into a sharp, funny, surprisingly revealing magazine portrait. Not your résumé. Not the polished version. The more interesting one. Roast yourself freely, the truth is usually much better written than dignity.

Your own portrait essay, free, on a page you can share with your friends. Try it now.

Your name (for the byline, and you decide if it's ever published) Your email (we send your portrait link here, and it's how you get back to it)

Free. Talk out loud (allow the microphone) or type. You'll read it and can edit every word, and nothing is ever published unless you choose to.

One small thing

Where should I send your portrait?

You're a few answers in. Give me a name and email, I'll keep going, and send your finished portrait here. Nothing is ever published unless you choose to.

Your name (for the byline) Your email (where your portrait lands)

Optional

Want me to arrive already knowing you?

Paste a link about yourself, your LinkedIn, your website, a page about you, and I'll read up before we talk. Completely optional, you can skip and we'll just start.

skip, just start

Biography
Machine

Not a perfect life. A perfect story.

Interview Room

Talk freely. The machine is building your book.

Press the mic

$0.000

your book, 0% gathered

What the machine sees

What I still want to find out

Names & places

Your Life Story

🎙️

🔊 Voice

👁 The Machine Sees

📍 Names & Places

✦ Your Story Taking Shape

How the Interview works

🎙 Speak or type, answer in your own words; the machine listens and remembers.
⏳ No rush, everything saves as you go. Come back whenever you like.
🪷 Reflect, switch to a gentler, reflective talk to open up memories.
On iPhone, tap the box and use your keyboard’s 🎤 to talk (in English).

Let's fix it

Tell us what's going wrong, we'll help you right away.

🔇 No sound 🎤 It can't hear me 🌀 Page frozen 💳 Payment / order ❓ Something else

Did that fix it?

Leave your email and we'll get back to you personally.

Let me make a portrait of you.

The Unofficial You

Where should I send your portrait?

Want me to arrive already knowing you?

Let's fix it ✕

Let's fix it